"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

MINE WOULD LITERALLY BE THE LETTER “T” AND NOTHING ELSE OMG

(via dellovan)

kasukasukasumisty:

I imagined how Garnet’s eyes must’ve looked in that scene and I snorted

kasukasukasumisty:

I imagined how Garnet’s eyes must’ve looked in that scene and I snorted

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sebastian Stan RPF
“‘Are you speaking Romanian to my lady bits?’
He grins as he looks up at me. “Sometimes when I partake in a primal act, my primal tongue comes out.’”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sebastian Stan RPF

“‘Are you speaking Romanian to my lady bits?’

He grins as he looks up at me. “Sometimes when I partake in a primal act, my primal tongue comes out.’”

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via ruinedchildhood)

slackpr:

boodonkulousfineass:

can someone who NEVER watched gravity falls try to explain this the best they can

lil bitch smoked so much weed that his soul escaped from his body and with his conscience gone his physical body is free to fulfill the deep dark fetish of pouring flesh-orange smoothie ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE. 

slackpr:

boodonkulousfineass:

can someone who NEVER watched gravity falls try to explain this the best they can

lil bitch smoked so much weed that his soul escaped from his body and with his conscience gone his physical body is free to fulfill the deep dark fetish of pouring flesh-orange smoothie ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE. 

(via mustache-required)

elisetheviking:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn

(via rachelhateslag)

foxfamilyfeatures:

i honestly feel like affirming your heterosexuality in a queer space is an act of aggression, if you have to maintain that youre straight at a gay event in order to feel alright with yourself then you should probably just not be there 

(via bisexual-community)

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